"We are contacting you today to inform you of an error in our processing department leading to a misfile of your 2012 year end taxes…" *Melody starts to freak out, throws the letter and waits for an hour until someone comes to the stand so they can read the letter for her to see how much she’s going to owe*
Eric: “…. as soon as the IRS processes the amended return you will be issued a refund of $779.00…”
Melody: Ugh!! I OWE EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS?? RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS??
Melody: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! WHY DO I HAVE SUCH INCOMPETENT ACCOUNTANTS??
Melody: I’M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM MY STOCKS AND THAT’S GOING TO THROW EVERYTHING OFF! AS IF THE GOVERNMENT DOESN’T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY OFF OF ME!
Eric: MELODY! IT’S A REFUND!
Melody: I KNOW!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I’VE BEEN SO UPSET ABOUT?! I HAVE TO…oh, wait, what? Let me see that!
Not sure how that all is going to work, but I’m a pro, so I’ll figure it out.
My menu thus far looks like:
Turkey and cranberries-duh
Garlic mashed potatoes
Green bean casserole
Veggie and cracker platter
And tatertot casserole as requested by Eric.
My grandma is making the pies, fudge and stuffed dates. Martinellis cider to drink. :)
Am I missing anything?