I still want a fox.
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We’re bored here at work.
Stupid Memorial day weekend.
Someone should come buy coffee from us!
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I don’t care if you guys are sick of Mexico pictures, Jackie and I went Kayaking with crocodiles. JACKIE AND I WENT KAYAKING WITH FREAKING CROCODILES!
They probably said something about it while we were gearing up but since Jackie and I don’t speak a word of Spanish past beer, right or left, we had no idea. So when the log that looked like a crocodile actually turned out to BE a crocodile, Jackie wet her pants.
Here are a few we saw and snapped photos of before quickly moving on.
(Ok, I wet my pants. Whatever.)
Him: Are you ever going to commit?
Me: Yup. Right after I learn how to eat like a lady.
Him: I’m doomed.
Looks like someone was trying to take a picture while she was drunk at work.
Ooops
Yes,
I am barbecuing in the rain.
I am that badass.
Never mind that I have no other way to cook my food, just focus on my badassness.